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2022 UPDATE: These CDs are not available at this time. This page remains for reference purposes. Thank you for your interest! (Note: If there is a certain track you'd like to hear, please email me at whimsicalwill@gmail.com and I will reply with an mp3.)
Listen to this week's "Demented News" report, along with the past year's archive, HERE!
CUTTING UP WITH WHIMSICAL WILL - VOLUME ONE
SUMMER MOVIE ADVENTURES (1986-2010)
***THE COMPLETE COLLECTION***
TRACK LIST: (Read the 2001 review in Goldmine magazine!)
Inspired by the late Dickie Goodman's "break-in" interviews, this collection commemorates the complete 25 years of Will's annual summer movie adventures -- all Funny Five favorites on the "Dr. Demento Show."
Each 80-MINUTE audio disc is personally signed and numbered.
1. Hey Iron Man! (2010) preview
2. Keep On Trekkin' (2009) preview
3. Hey Indy! (2008) preview
4. Transforming Transformers (2007) preview
5. Hey Captain Jack! (2006) preview
6. A Trip To The Chocolate Factory (2005) preview
7. Hey Spidey! (2004) preview
8. Hey Hulk! (2003) preview
9. Cloning Around With Episode Two (2002) preview
10. A Trip To Jurassic Park '01 (2001) preview
11. Hey X-Men! (2000) preview
12. Hey Phantom Menace! (1999) preview
13. Hey Godzilla! (1998) preview
14. Return To Jurassic Park (1997) preview
15. Mr. Twister (1996) preview
16. Hey Batman! '95 (1995) preview
17. Hittin' Bedrock (1994) preview
18. A Trip To Jurassic Park (1993) preview
19. Hey Batman! '92 (1992) preview
20. Hey Robin! (1991) preview
21. Calling Dick Tracy (1990) preview
22. Hey Batman! (1989) preview
23. Hey Roger! (1988) preview
24. Mr. Jaws '87 (1987) preview
25. Hey Howard! (1986) preview
+ BONUS TRACKS - including "Hey Harry Potter!" (2001)
and "Hey Dickie!" (1982)
CUTTING UP WITH WHIMSICAL WILL - VOLUME TWO
DEMENTED NEWS 25th ANNIVERSARY
(PLUS BONUS TRACKS CD)
TRACK LIST:
Volume Two is back!
Updated for the 25th anniversary of the "Demented News" in 2012,
this CD contains many of the tracks from the discontinued 15th-anniversary CD with new tracks added.
Each 79-MINUTE audio disc is personally signed and numbered.
1. The infamous "Where's the Bathroom AT?" grammar tantrum! (1995)
2. A demented look at airport security (2010)
3. "A Candid Date with the Candidates" election interview (1992)
4. Klingon lessons; Will as "Young Spock" (1998)
5. Exploding toilets; three-legged underwear (1998)
6. "Funny 25" pre-show festivities (1989)
7. "Funny 25" song rejects (1994)
8. Woman physically abuses artwork (2012)
9. "Copycat Corner" (1992 & 1991)
10. The first "Demented News" report (1987)
11. Will's 30th anniversary! (2010)
12. Peeping clock radio; soldiers in kilts (2007)
13. "A Candid Date with the Candidates" election interview (2000)
14. Mental hospital radio; "Lawyer Looney Show" (1996)
15. Billy Joel "interview"; touring Dr. Demento's archives (1993)
16. Cropfield circles & rotating hedgehogs; topless, fire-breathing woman (2000)
17. Batman & Christopher Robin; Mimi's surf report (1996)
18. The demented truth about Michael Jackson (1993 & 1991)
19. Examining "earworms" -- songs you can't get out of your head! (1993)
20. Popsicle Phil chasing comets on Jupiter (1994)
21. A demented look at rising gas prices (2000)
22. "Scary Stuff" on Halloween (1999)
23. A whimsical Thanksgiving recipe (1989)
24. Mauled at the mall (1990)
25. "The Dr. Demento Story" (1991)
***INCLUDED WITH VOLUME TWO***
CUTTING UP WITH WHIMSICAL WILL - BONUS TRACKS
TRACK LIST:
This BONUS TRACKS CD features several of Will's classic "break-ins" and holiday "cut-ups" not included in the three 'Cutting Up' volumes. From "interviews" with Bruce Springsteen, Saddam Hussein, Halley's Comet, and a medfly, to on-the-street reports and whimsical Halloween & Christmas adventures, this CD rounds out the collection.
Each audio disc is personally signed and numbered and is included at no additional charge with the Volume Two CD.
1. Hey Bruce! (1986) preview
2. Mr. Comet (1985) preview
3. Mr. Insane (1991) preview
4. Seat Belts (1986) preview
5. Election ‘88 (1988) preview
6. Mr. Medfly (1990) preview
7. The Lottery (1985) preview
8. Halloween Cut-Up (2001) preview
9. Halloween Cut-Up (2000) preview
10. Halloween Cut-Up (1991) preview
11. Halloween Cut-Up (1986) preview
12. Christmas Cut-Up (2004) preview
13. Christmas Cut-Up (2002) preview
14. Christmas Cut-Up (2000) preview
15. Christmas Cut-Up (1985) preview
16. Record Store Day Report (2012) preview
17. Mars Curiosity! (2012) preview
18. Hey Santa Claus! (2016)
19. Clueless Millennial Cashiers (My 2˘) (2019)
20. Interview with a MURDER HORNET! (2020)
CUTTING UP WITH WHIMSICAL WILL - VOLUME THREE
SONGS & STORIES (1980-1998)
TRACK LIST:
(Note: These recordings were transferred from the best-available analog tape sources, though audio quality varies.)
By popular demand and available for the FIRST TIME EVER on CD, here is a collection of Will's non-”Demented News” and non-”break-in” recordings heard on “The Dr. Demento Show” from 1980-1998. Many were Funny Five favorites!
Each 76-MINUTE audio disc is personally signed and numbered.
1. ROCK RAP (1987) preview
2. BLACK AND WHITE (1992) preview
3. VALLEY OLD LADY (1982) preview
4. HACKER'S RAP (1989) preview
5. (YOU GOTTA) FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT (TO PARTY) (1987) preview
6. JABBER-WACKY (1985) preview
7. TV RAP (1988) preview
8. ANOTHER ONE MAKES A FUSS (1980) preview
9. PAC-MAN CLEAVER (1982) preview
10. BART SIMPSON RAP (1990) preview
11. RAD (1988) preview
12. OLD LADY AT THE BEACH (1986) preview
13. ST. GEORGE & THE INTERNET (1995) preview
14. HACKER'S RAP PT. 2 (THE INTER-NUT) (1998) preview
15. '90s PHILOSOPHER (1991) preview
16. YOU CAN PLAY MY SEGA (1993) preview
17. THE FALL OF TELEVISION (1986) preview
18. SQUOOSH IT! (1988) preview
19. LIBYA, OH LIBYA (1986) preview
20. OXYMORON (1991) preview
21. HISS (1986) preview
22. MEDFLIES / THE BOMB (1981) preview
23. BEATLE RAP (A DAY IN THE LIFE) (1990) preview
24. THE WAY YOU MAKE ME SPIEL (1988) preview
25. TONGUE-TWISTER TWIST (1985) preview
26. MILK OF MAGNESIA (1989) preview
27. ROCK RAP PT. 2 (1995) preview
28. ELECTION EIGHTY-SICKS (1986) preview
29. DINNER RAP (1986) preview
30. PONGFRONTATION (1986) preview
31. DENNIS MILLER SCHOOL OF OBSCURE REFERENCES (1992) preview
32. THE ARMAGEDDON (1990) preview
33. RECORD RAP (1989) preview
+ BONUS TRACKS: MIMI'S 'BEACH' OUTTAKES (1986)
and A POEM BY WHIMSICAL WILL (1981)
2022 UPDATE: These CDs are not available at this time. This page remains for reference purposes. Thank you for your interest! (Note: If there is a certain track you'd like to hear, please email me at whimsicalwill@gmail.com and I will reply with an mp3.)
Listen to this week's "Demented News" report, along with the past year's archive, HERE!