Lazin' in the shade of the information superhighway
Dozin' in the glade, here beside the fiberoptic byway

That's from "LAZIN' IN THE SHADE (OF THE INFORMATION SUPER-HIGHWAY)" by THE FOREMEN.

After the tie-breaking, random drawing, all-time MSB champ "Ghastly Gary" Flinn of Flint, MI, earns his 22ND WIN and picks up a CD copy of the demented song of his choice.