We couldn’t start the tractor
Oh, I tried to choke it but I think I broke it
We couldn’t start the tractor
Radiator’s hissing and the engine’s missing

That's from "WE COULDN'T START THE TRACTOR" by MYLO HATZENBUHLER!

After the tie-breaking, random drawing, Derwood Bowen of Westerville, OH, earns his TENTH WIN and picks up a CD copy of the demented song of his choice!