Bumped into the table, just below the belt
If you were a man, baby, you'd know how that felt
Just one thing I don't want to do
And that one thing is to wake up you

That's from "NOCTURNAL STUMBLEBUTT" by LOUDON WAINWRIGHT III!

After the tie-breaking, random drawing, Anthony LoGatto of Staten Island, NY, earns his 7th MSB win and picks up a CD copy of the demented song of his choice.