Well, the department's gonna see to it you don't call no more women
and use words like @!#$ and %&*$# and #$%!@&
and I can't even read this one...

That's from "OBSCENE PHONE BUST" by HUDSON & LANDRY!

After the tie-breaking, random drawing, Mark "PharaohV" Spar of Isanti, MN, earns his third MSB win and picks up a copy of the demented song of his choice.