My butt's real big; I don't care
I ride the bus; they charge me double-fare
I got a big butt, big butt
Big butt, big butt

That's from "BIG BUTT" by BOBBY JIMMY & THE CRITTERS!

After the tie-breaking, random drawing, first-timer Cavan Fang of Viroqua, WI, wins a CD copy of the demented song of his choice.