I wore a Buckwheat toupee
The kind you find at a garage sale
A Buckwheat toupee
And if I had to wash it it'd be dirty anyway
A Buckwheat toupee
I think I love it

That's from "BUCKWHEAT TOUPEE" by GUY BLACK & THE BEAUTIFUL CHOIR!

After the tie-breaking, random drawing, Ron Jones of Anaheim, CA, earns his third MSB win and picks up a CD copy of the demented song of his choice.