Gee but ain't it grand to have a girl so big and fat
That when you go to hug her
You don't know where you're at
You have to take a piece of chalk in your hand
And hug away and chalk a mark to see where you began

That's from "HUGGIN' & A-CHALKIN'" by BOB SCOBEY'S FRISCO BAND f/CLANCY HAYES!

After the tie-breaking random drawing, Keith Graham of Omaha, NE, earns his EIGHTH WIN and picks up a CD copy of the demented song of his choice. (Keith needs a few more correct answers to enter the Top Ten Winner list.)