Aye wood walk five-'un-drid miles boot
Tat wood make me too dam tired, so
Aye'll break down n' I'll buy a carr so
Aye kin drrive t' th' lo-kul bar...

That's from "500 MILES" by THE COMPLAINERS!

After the tie-breaking random drawing, Chris Wolvie of Port St. Lucie, FL, earns his EIGHTH WIN and picks up a CD copy of the demented song of his choice. (Chris also supplied the phonetic lyrics above.)