Well, the smallest thing that's known to man's
A sub-atomic particle
Measured scientifically under lab conditions
To be ten centimeters taken to the minus-thirteenth power
(Everybody!)

That's from "THE SMALLEST THING KNOWN TO MAN" by LORNE ELLIOTT!

After the tie-breaking, random drawing, Blair Freeman of Joliet, IL, earns his 9TH MSB WIN and picks up a CD copy of the demented song of his choice.