That's the pre-intro to "WEIRD AL" YANKOVIC'S unreleased recording of "PAC-MAN"! Quite a few of you were fooled into believing that it was, indeed, "Taxman" by the Beatles. Yes, they sound very similar but there are distinct differences (note Al's wretch in place of the cough on the original).

To be fair, I won't be able to hold a drawing this week to declare a winner. Last week, I suffered a computer system failure, and consequently lost more than 8,000 pieces of e-mail (many contest entries among them). I'm up and running better than ever now, so be sure to e-mail me with a "hello" so I can re-add your address.