Click on the .WAV files below to hear some of the most popular sound bites on my weekly "Demented News" reports!
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Manguerrador in Michigan requested this one, from a 1995 collection of sound bites recorded exclusively for the "Demented News" by child actor Christopher Ogden (see also "The Results of My I.Q. Test" above). (17K)
Art Brazier, Jr., a/k/a Mr. Arthur (Off His Rocker), of Springfield, IL, says he's been reciting this "King of the Hill" bite to co-workers -- with humorous effect! (44K)