A Selection of "Demented News" Sound Bites!

Click on the .WAV files below to hear some of the most popular sound bites on my weekly "Demented News" reports!
(Click here for complete "Demented News" reports.)

DON'T SHOOT!
My punishment for telling bad jokes! (25K)
WHAT MY LISTENERS SAY ...
... while listening to the "Demented News" (47K)
THE RESULTS ...
... of my I.Q. test (30K)
MIMI'S TEMPER TANTRUM!
Don't get in her way! (60K)
WHAT "WEIRD AL" SAYS ...
... when the "Demented News" is on (22K)
HOLD YOUR FIRE!
More PUN-ishment! (113K)
WHAT CASEY CUSSIN' SAYS ...
... about the TENTH ANNIVERSARY of the "Demented News" (50K)
THE RESULTS ...
... of Mimi's exhaustive sociological research! (116K)
WHAT DR. DEMENTO SAYS ...
... to get me to record the "Demented News" each week (60K)
***REQUEST***
Kimba W. Lion of Baltimore, MD, asked to hear "He has stuff on his head!" and other observations from a 1995 Carl's Jr. restaurant radio spot. (101K)
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Paul Rixon asked me to upload this Internet description from "King of the Hill." I love this one! (103K)
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Mike Rosulek asked to hear his favorite bite -- from a "Song of the South" story record (Dal McKennon as Br'er Fox). (72K)
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Another one for Rosulek -- this one from an SNL bit called "Nude House of Wacky People" (Mike Myers). (24K)
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Here's an obscure one for Brett Boyer. It's from a parakeet training record, slowed down for added dementia. (100K)
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Aaron Cannon of Sacramento requested this classic WB cartoon bit. (66K)
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Manguerrador in Michigan requested this one, from a 1995 collection of sound bites recorded exclusively for the "Demented News" by child actor Christopher Ogden (see also "The Results of My I.Q. Test" above). (17K)
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Brian Baker of Klamath Falls, OR, asked to hear this unexpectedly suggestive bite from "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" (voice of Dick Van Dyke).(44K)
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Art Brazier, Jr., a/k/a Mr. Arthur (Off His Rocker), of Springfield, IL, says he's been reciting this "King of the Hill" bite to co-workers -- with humorous effect! (44K)
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Cedric "Ced Vicious" Williams requested I upload a sound bite that has been in heavy rotation on the "Demented News" for quite a few years. (24K)
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Lots o' requests for this one: The Dr. Demento mention on the animated TV show, "King of the Hill"! (95K)
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Jeremy Davis of Temecula, CA, and Charlotte McKimson asked to hear Dr. Demento's legendary appearance on "The Simpsons." (127K)
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Here's Dr. Demento's "appearance" in a question on the TV game show, "The Weakest Link" (audio courtesy David "DeeTee" Tanny). (263k)
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Sarah Jessica Parker mentions Dr. Demento in an episode of the '80s TV sitcom, "Square Pegs." (125K)
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Creede Lambard of Seattle, WA, asked to hear this reassuring bite from Space Ghost. (65K)
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John Click requested this trademark exclamation from legendary rock deejay Jim Ladd. (29K)

***500+ MORE DEMENTED SOUND BITES HERE!***

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